Name: Today Is a Good Day to Buy
Duration: P00H01M52S
Description: The Conquer Card is everywhere you want to be.

Today Is a Good Day to Buy

from Sales of Interest by The Faithful Sidekicks

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This is the imperial credit company
Today Is a Good Day to Buy
For your family’s honor don’t hang up
Don’t let this glory pass you by

No weapon shall be out of your reach
With a credit line that is so great
All the galaxy can be yours
Thanks to our very low interest rate

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Today Is a Good Day to Buy
Today Is a Good Day to Buy
Tomorrow may be your day to die
But it’s better to be the other guy
Today is a Good Day to Buy

Home is where the heart is
but the stars are made of latinum.
Only two kinds would not buy now
The smooth headed and the dumb

Tonight you will surely eat well
On blood pie and on gagh
So don’t hang up just press 1 now
to speak To our agent captain spock

CHORUS

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from Sales of Interest, released August 29, 2021
Special guest: Jen Usellis, The Klingon Pop Warrior

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The Faithful Sidekicks Oregon City, Oregon

Nerdy Geeky Comedy Rock Folk (Can we throw any more in there? Alt? Sure, why not.).

The Faithful Sidekicks is all that and more.

Eric and Jen Distad have been making music together for many years, but in 2014 decided that they really wanted to write fun songs about the geeky things they love - Sci Fi, Fantasy, Board Games, Video Games, Movies... and so here we are, ready to make you smile! ... more

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