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Eagle Air
02:45
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Don’t fly the unfriendly skies
Full of dragons and nazgul
They may look awesome in the air
But there fares are never cool
We know you have lots of ways
To get from there to here
But none of them are as great
As our featured flight Gwaihir
Eagle Air, Eagle air
An adventurer's best friend
Eagle Air, Eagle air,
A flight you can depend
We’ll get you there
There and back again
When you’re stuck up in a tree
And surrounded on all sides
Don’t hesitate, give us a call
For quick convenient rides
When your trapped on a tower
By a crazy wizard guy
There’s no time to price compare
To escape into the sky
Eagle Air, Eagle air
An adventurer's best friend
Eagle Air, Eagle air,
A flight you can depend
We’ll get you there
There and back again
When you’ve finally done the job
And you’re waiting for your doom
There’s one ride to rule them all
And we’ve got lots of leg room
This middle earth is very vast
And it takes so long to cross
If we don’t arrive in time
All our hopes are lost
You could walk through swamp and snow
Or ride on horses or in boats
When your tour guide’s gone again
Then it’s time to count up all the votes
Eagle Air, Eagle air
Will bring your adventure to it’s end
Eagle Air, Eagle air,
Think of the money you won’t spend
We’ll get you there
There and back again
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Forcitol
01:41
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Iocaine
03:27
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Cut rate assassins are no better than cheap thugs
They’ll put any old thing in their targets’ mugs
Want to show you’re a pro? Let me make it plain
There is no better way than using Iocaine
CHORUS
Iocaine Iocaine Iocaine
It’s a deadly wonder
Not a classic blunder
A conversation’s end
An assassin’s best friend
Iocaine Iocaine
You don’t need to find a way
To get it In their ear somehow
It has no taste; It has no smell
You might be drinking it right now
Give it a little stir and
watch it instantly dissolve
Now you've got a riddle
only the smartest man can solve
CHORUS
Trusted as number one
in the criminal community
It’s nearly foolproof
unless you develop immunity
You want a name that
the citizens will dread
There’s only one choice
when you need somebody dead
CHORUS
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This is the imperial credit company
Today Is a Good Day to Buy
For your family’s honor don’t hang up
Don’t let this glory pass you by
No weapon shall be out of your reach
With a credit line that is so great
All the galaxy can be yours
Thanks to our very low interest rate
CHORUS
Today Is a Good Day to Buy
Today Is a Good Day to Buy
Tomorrow may be your day to die
But it’s better to be the other guy
Today is a Good Day to Buy
Home is where the heart is
but the stars are made of latinum.
Only two kinds would not buy now
The smooth headed and the dumb
Tonight you will surely eat well
On blood pie and on gagh
So don’t hang up just press 1 now
to speak To our agent captain spock
CHORUS
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5. |
Arms of the Force
02:02
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In the arms of the force
In the arms of the force
In the arms of the force
You will know peace
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6. |
My Cabbages
03:09
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You can mash them or boil them
or put them in a stew
You can even eat them raw,
it’s completely up to you
If you are looking for a food, try this classic-a
The first best choice, is always a brassica
Buy cabbages
My Cabbages
If you buy one you will get ahead
If you eat one, you will probably be fed
Buy cabbages
My cabbages
Please won’t you think of
My cabbages
If you’re looking for the
best that's leafy and green
Let us not talk of lettuce at all
Spinach is meant for sailors that squint
And kale can’t compete for the call
There’s so many ways
to prepare my cabbages
Though I admit, they all taste the same
But they’re so green and round, and perfect to behold
Cabbage is more than just a name!
Buy cabbages
My Cabbages
in colors like green and white and red
And they don’t taste very much like lead
Buy cabbages
My cabbages
Please won’t you think of
My cabbages
Then came the day in Ba Sing Se
When those ruffians arrived
They rampaged through and broke my cart
And none of my leafy friends survived
They’ve haunted my steps
ever since that day
Laying in wait to commit veggiecide
They find me no matter where I go
I’m scared to bring my greens outside
So I will not rest ‘til justice is done
They must be punished
no matter who they are
Cabbages must be defended to the last
I expect more from the avatar
Pay damages
For my cabbages
I want blood for every wilted leaf
Only then can I heal my cabbage grief
Pay damages
You savages
Please won’t you think of
My cabbages
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Since the beginning of time
Man has wanted to fly
To follow the birds
And swim through the sky
To some it’s a dream,
some a nightmare
But our staff is ready
to teach if you dare
It turns out the secret’s
As easy as this
Just throw yourself at the ground
And miss
CHORUS
We are the Hitchhikers school of flight
We’ll teach you to ignore gravity’s bite
We’ll do strange things just out of your sight
So that you can miss falling just right
It’s hard not to panic or
give way to fright
With the cold hard ground
looming in sight
We are here to distract you
to short circuit your brain
And soon you’ll be hanging out
and mocking a plane
And when you have done it
you’re free wheeling in flight
If you think I can’t do this,
Then you’ll be right
CHORUS
We always have a ready staff
of medics on hand
Because the one thing we don’t teach
Is how to land.
We have flexible terms
Results guaranteed
We don’t take bits of paper
Or pobble beads
Only one short week
It’s just that quick
We’ll teach you how
To float like a brick
And when your done
You’ll be a sky master
So now please pay us
in fresh gargle blasters
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Celestial Birds
02:15
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9. |
The Biggest Board Game
04:01
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Remember those good old days
when games were simple and small
You could grab a grocery sack
and have room for them all
You could explain all their rules
in five minutes flat
And then spend an hour bickering
about who got the hat - (Boring!)
It’s about the size of an Abrams Tank
It’ll break your shelf after it breaks your bank
It takes a week just to punch all the bits
It's got a million minis and tokens and chits.
An internet smash that we’re all talking about
Before it was named it was already sold out
It hit funding goals in less than two hours
Because each player gets a ton of powers
I think this game
might spell our doom
Just to store it all we
might need another room
It’s the biggest board game in the world
It might weigh quarter ton
But it’s 30 tons of fun
It’s the biggest board game in the world
Think Agricola has too many cards
Or that Pandemic is just too hard
Think Carcassone is hard to score
Forget them all this has got more
It takes so much space it needs a zip code
And it will set your brain to overload
It takes two days to get it all laid out
You’ll be so far apart you have to shout
(is that my piece over there?)
I dropped the rulebook -
it left a 3ft dent
We’re going to have to kneel
because now my table’s bent
That look on your face
tells me your confused
With so many things to do
why is that what we choose
We’d rather be together
Trying to win or lose
Than spending our nights
to watch the evening news
I know this games not for everyone
It’ll be the year 10,000 before we’re done
If you’re not sure if this is what you seek
Well the first expansion comes out next week
It’s the biggest board game in the world
I just got a text
Check out what’s next…
It’s was the biggest board game in the world
It’s was the biggest board game in the world
On to the new biggest game in the world
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10. |
WandOS
01:49
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That wizard has a spell so great that everything just glows
They Swish and flick and accio and then they strike a pose
You see their wand and you say I gotta get me one of those
That can only mean that their wand is running WandOS
That wizard summoned fire while everyone else just froze
They can launch things to the moon with their ascendios
If you want your wand to be better than the pros
It’s time for you to find a wand that’s running WandOS
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11. |
BNL Is Your Friend
04:14
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Bigger is always better
And less isn't more
So come and visit our
3 mile megastore
We accept any credit card
We can handle any Charge
No order is too big when you shop at
Buy n Large
CHORUS
Buy N Large is your friend
your only friend
Don't believe them when
they say it's too much
Buy N Large is your friend
Your very best friend
All your other friends
are out of touch
You could buy just one
But we only sell a gross
Why buy the least
when you can get the most
Why walk when you can be carried
Why chew when you can drink
You don’t need to clean the bathroom
Just buy another sink
We’ve got diapers
We’ve got dentures
We’ve got clothes of every stripe
Looking for a gadget
We’ve got a million different types
CHORUS
We recommend retail therapy
When you struggle just to cope
Everything smells much better
With BNL scented soap
We’ve got robots for every function
So you never have to sweat
We even have a robot
To replace your little pet
We’ll coddle you along
from when your born till your dead
But don’t think about that now
Because blue is the new red
CHORUS
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The Faithful Sidekicks Oregon City, Oregon
Nerdy Geeky Comedy Rock Folk (Can we throw any more in there? Alt? Sure, why not.).
The Faithful
Sidekicks is all that and more.
Eric and Jen Distad have been making music together for many years, but in 2014 decided that they really wanted to write fun songs about the geeky things they love - Sci Fi, Fantasy, Board Games, Video Games, Movies... and so here we are, ready to make you smile!
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