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The Biggest Board Game

from Sales of Interest by The Faithful Sidekicks

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lyrics

Remember those good old days
when games were simple and small
You could grab a grocery sack
and have room for them all

You could explain all their rules
in five minutes flat
And then spend an hour bickering
about who got the hat - (Boring!)

It’s about the size of an Abrams Tank
It’ll break your shelf after it breaks your bank
It takes a week just to punch all the bits
It's got a million minis and tokens and chits.

An internet smash that we’re all talking about
Before it was named it was already sold out
It hit funding goals in less than two hours
Because each player gets a ton of powers

I think this game
might spell our doom
Just to store it all we
might need another room

It’s the biggest board game in the world
It might weigh quarter ton
But it’s 30 tons of fun
It’s the biggest board game in the world

Think Agricola has too many cards
Or that Pandemic is just too hard
Think Carcassone is hard to score
Forget them all this has got more

It takes so much space it needs a zip code
And it will set your brain to overload
It takes two days to get it all laid out
You’ll be so far apart you have to shout
(is that my piece over there?)

I dropped the rulebook -
it left a 3ft dent
We’re going to have to kneel
because now my table’s bent

That look on your face
tells me your confused
With so many things to do
why is that what we choose
We’d rather be together
Trying to win or lose
Than spending our nights
to watch the evening news

I know this games not for everyone
It’ll be the year 10,000 before we’re done
If you’re not sure if this is what you seek
Well the first expansion comes out next week

It’s the biggest board game in the world
I just got a text
Check out what’s next…
It’s was the biggest board game in the world
It’s was the biggest board game in the world

On to the new biggest game in the world

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from Sales of Interest, released August 29, 2021

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The Faithful Sidekicks Oregon City, Oregon

Nerdy Geeky Comedy Rock Folk (Can we throw any more in there? Alt? Sure, why not.).

The Faithful Sidekicks is all that and more.

Eric and Jen Distad have been making music together for many years, but in 2014 decided that they really wanted to write fun songs about the geeky things they love - Sci Fi, Fantasy, Board Games, Video Games, Movies... and so here we are, ready to make you smile! ... more

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