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Written during FAWM 2015

lyrics

use db_me;

update table love
set love = true
where name = you;

1 record updated

delete from table mind
where love = true
and name is not like you;

select * from my heart
where love equals true
inner join on me to you
inner join on me to you;

use db_you;

update table heart
set tears = null
where tears > 2
and cause = me;

delete from events
where angry = true
and subject = me;

drop table bitterness;
drop table jealousy;

create index good
on table mind;

access denied

select * from my heart
where love equals true
inner join on me to you
inner join on me to you;

use db_you

select * from table heart
where love = true
and name = me;

0 records returned

use db_me;

drop table love;

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from *​.​* And Other Star Things, released January 22, 2016
Eric Distad - Guitar, Vocals

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The Faithful Sidekicks Oregon City, Oregon

Nerdy Geeky Comedy Rock Folk (Can we throw any more in there? Alt? Sure, why not.).

The Faithful Sidekicks is all that and more.

Eric and Jen Distad have been making music together for many years, but in 2014 decided that they really wanted to write fun songs about the geeky things they love - Sci Fi, Fantasy, Board Games, Video Games, Movies... and so here we are, ready to make you smile! ... more

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