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A song for the cabbage seller from Avatar: The Last Airbender.

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You can mash them or boil them
or put them in a stew
You can even eat them raw,
it’s completely up to you

If you are looking for a food, try this classic-a
The first best choice, is always a brassica

Buy cabbages
My Cabbages
If you buy one you will get ahead
If you eat one, you will probably be fed
Buy cabbages
My cabbages
Please won’t you think of
My cabbages

If you’re looking for the
best that's leafy and green
Let us not talk of lettuce at all
Spinach is meant for sailors that squint
And kale can’t compete for the call

There’s so many ways
to prepare my cabbages
Though I admit, they all taste the same
But they’re so green and round, and perfect to behold
Cabbage is more than just a name!

Buy cabbages
My Cabbages
in colors like green and white and red
And they don’t taste very much like lead
Buy cabbages
My cabbages
Please won’t you think of
My cabbages

Then came the day in Ba Sing Se
When those ruffians arrived
They rampaged through and broke my cart
And none of my leafy friends survived

They’ve haunted my steps
ever since that day
Laying in wait to commit veggiecide
They find me no matter where I go
I’m scared to bring my greens outside

So I will not rest ‘til justice is done
They must be punished
no matter who they are
Cabbages must be defended to the last
I expect more from the avatar

Pay damages
For my cabbages
I want blood for every wilted leaf
Only then can I heal my cabbage grief
Pay damages
You savages
Please won’t you think of
My cabbages

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from Sales of Interest, released August 29, 2021

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The Faithful Sidekicks Oregon City, Oregon

Nerdy Geeky Comedy Rock Folk (Can we throw any more in there? Alt? Sure, why not.).

The Faithful Sidekicks is all that and more.

Eric and Jen Distad have been making music together for many years, but in 2014 decided that they really wanted to write fun songs about the geeky things they love - Sci Fi, Fantasy, Board Games, Video Games, Movies... and so here we are, ready to make you smile! ... more

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