BNL Is Your Friend

from Sales of Interest by The Faithful Sidekicks

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lyrics

Bigger is always better
And less isn't more
So come and visit our
3 mile megastore

We accept any credit card
We can handle any Charge
No order is too big when you shop at
Buy n Large

CHORUS
Buy N Large is your friend
your only friend
Don't believe them when
they say it's too much
Buy N Large is your friend
Your very best friend
All your other friends
are out of touch

You could buy just one
But we only sell a gross
Why buy the least
when you can get the most

Why walk when you can be carried
Why chew when you can drink
You don’t need to clean the bathroom
Just buy another sink

We’ve got diapers
We’ve got dentures
We’ve got clothes of every stripe
Looking for a gadget
We’ve got a million different types

CHORUS

We recommend retail therapy
When you struggle just to cope
Everything smells much better
With BNL scented soap

We’ve got robots for every function
So you never have to sweat
We even have a robot
To replace your little pet

We’ll coddle you along
from when your born till your dead
But don’t think about that now
Because blue is the new red

CHORUS

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from Sales of Interest, released August 29, 2021

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The Faithful Sidekicks Oregon City, Oregon

Nerdy Geeky Comedy Rock Folk (Can we throw any more in there? Alt? Sure, why not.).

The Faithful Sidekicks is all that and more.

Eric and Jen Distad have been making music together for many years, but in 2014 decided that they really wanted to write fun songs about the geeky things they love - Sci Fi, Fantasy, Board Games, Video Games, Movies... and so here we are, ready to make you smile! ... more

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