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about

Eric Distad and Dr. Burr Settles wrote this at FAWMStock at the Old Mill in Emlenton PA under the influence of some fantastic Ice Cream.

lyrics

I know I should see a doctor
For my weird disease
Lactochrononitis
Or in laymans terms - Brain Freeze

One little milkshake
Puts me right to sleep
Have a sundae on Monday
And I'm out rest of the week

Ice Cream Coma
White Lightning
Ice Cream Coma
Has struck my brain
Ice Cream Come
Toffee Coffee
Ice Cream Coma
Will Drive You Insane
Coma...

Normally someone eats it
And gets a brain freeze
But I ate a chunky munky
And missed 1983

I missed a week
From a vanilla
And a month from Rocky Road
I slept through all of October
From a pint of cookie dough

Ice Cream Coma
Butter Brickle
Ice Cream Coma
So rich and cold
Ice Cream Coma
French Vanilla
Ice Cream Coma
Never gets old
Coma...

Cryogenic suspension
In a convenient little cup
I know I should resist it
But I just eat it up

If you find me frozen
Please leave a note on my head
Don’t you dare defrost me
‘Cuz I aintn’t dead

Put me in a cryogenic dairy freezer
And we'll chill through space and time
Then we can enjoy raspberry ripple
In 2099

And if I miss any flavors
Promise to save me some
Unless it's something outrageous
Like onion bubble gum

Ice Cream Coma...

credits

from Achievement Unlocked, released January 5, 2018
Written by Eric Distad and Burr Settles

Eric Distad - Guitar, Vocals, Accordion, Drum Programming
Jen Distad - Bass, Vocals, Drum Programming

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The Faithful Sidekicks Oregon City, Oregon

Nerdy Geeky Comedy Rock Folk (Can we throw any more in there? Alt? Sure, why not.).

The Faithful Sidekicks is all that and more.

Eric and Jen Distad have been making music together for many years, but in 2014 decided that they really wanted to write fun songs about the geeky things they love - Sci Fi, Fantasy, Board Games, Video Games, Movies... and so here we are, ready to make you smile!
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