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I Read the Comments

from Our Kind of Strange by The Faithful Sidekicks

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about

Learn from our mistakes.

lyrics

I was stumbling around the Internet
Trying to catch up on the news
To keep myself well rounded
with many sided views

I saw subtle flaws in logic
So much bias and heartache
Then the unthinkable
I made the prime mistake

(Chorus)
I read the comments
I read the comments
Now I’ve lost an hour
And I feel I need a shower
I read the comments
I read the comments
It was a stupid thing to do
And now I feel I’ve lost IQ
And we learned again
Never ever read
The comments

“I know Time travel is real
and the earth is truly flat
And you can catch rabies
By just looking at a bat

I know it’s all true
‘Cause this website told me so
And if your “facts” don’t agree
Then I don’t want to know

CHORUS

I tried to keep composure
Tried to ignore the trolling guy
But the stupid got the best of me
And I let my fingers fly

My wife tried to stop me
I said “what don’t you get
This is for the greater good
Someone’s wrong on the internet”

CHORUS

I’ve been permanently scarred
By the new comment chirp
Because of some grade a
Top choice epic level Derp

I have faced the Cthulhu
Of this caustic sea of text
My sanity has been destroyed
And now my heart is next

CHORUS

credits

from Our Kind of Strange, released January 5, 2021
Eric Distad – Guitar, Vocals, Drum Programming
Jen Distad – Bass, Additional Vocals

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The Faithful Sidekicks Oregon City, Oregon

Nerdy Geeky Comedy Rock Folk (Can we throw any more in there? Alt? Sure, why not.).

The Faithful Sidekicks is all that and more.

Eric and Jen Distad have been making music together for many years, but in 2014 decided that they really wanted to write fun songs about the geeky things they love - Sci Fi, Fantasy, Board Games, Video Games, Movies... and so here we are, ready to make you smile!
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